RESERVE YOUR PLACE NOW FOR THE NINETY-FIRST ANNUAL HAMISH DALMORE FUNDRAISING DINNER!

Like every year, our traditional gala night will honor the memory of Dr. Hamish Dalmore, M.D., Ph.D., F.R.S. and the many patrons of St. Ardbeg's Hospital for the Terminally Befuddled.

We hope that you will join us on the evening of October 15 --St. Ardbeg's Day-- for what promises to be an especially memorable evening. Cardinal Laphroaig will be present to award the Order of St. Talisker, first class, to Dr. Cyprian C. Cyrrhosis for his pioneering work on the link between the consumption of blended malts and impotence. And our dinner will be prepared by none other than Angus Balvenie, the up-and-coming Scottish chef who recently earned his third star in the Edinburgh Epicurean guide.

Chef Balvenie's sumptuous repast for the evening is excerpted below:

Hors d'Oeuvre

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Tossed Peat Salad in Bowmore vinaigrette

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Mixed heather greens in Glenkinchie coulis

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Entrées

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Filet de Bagpipe in an unctuous heather béchamel, double-boiled for seventy-two hours in Essence of Lagavulin

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Plaid duck in Tartan sauce with Claymore garnish

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Cuissot de Haggis flambé in a suprême d'Aberlour

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Entremets

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Talisker sorbet

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Cragganmore custard

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Cheese

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Chef Balvenie's own selection of gourmet Islay cheeses

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Desserts

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Crème Barlée

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Peat Soufflé

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The table will be set with Tamnavulin finger bowls.

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The mouths of our own monks of Opus Barlei water at the mere reading of this delightful program. Please join the Board, Physicians, and Staff of St. Ardbeg's Hospital for an evening to be remembered! Don't delay! Call the Hospital and make your reservations today!