St. Ardbeg's Hospital for the Permanently Befuddled was originally founded by Opus Barlei in the early nineteenth century for the treatment of liver disorders and scurvy. Our proprietary treatments, developed by world-renowned Dr. Hamish Dalmore, have proved extremely successful in the healing of spiritual melancholia and moral despair. The florid monks of Opus Barlei have dedicated their lives to the service of the befuddled throughout the world.

Spiritum Laudamus!

Thursday, June 15

For centuries the florid monks of Opus Barlei have prepared the sacred spirits for the well-being of the faithful and the restoration of the fallen. They have spent hours prayerfully mixing the holy ingredients: the barley and the malt, painstakingly cooking these over slabs of smoldering peat from the surrounding bogs. Dr. Hamish Dalmore modernized the process in the late 19th c. but it was the labor of a millenia of robust monks that prepared the way for his success. This engraving represents the preparations of the early brothers of Opus Barlei and their tireless efforts to obtain the purity and the righteousness of the one true malt. Spiritum Laudamus.

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