St. Ardbeg's Hospital for the Permanently Befuddled was originally founded by Opus Barlei in the early nineteenth century for the treatment of liver disorders and scurvy. Our proprietary treatments, developed by world-renowned Dr. Hamish Dalmore, have proved extremely successful in the healing of spiritual melancholia and moral despair. The florid monks of Opus Barlei have dedicated their lives to the service of the befuddled throughout the world.

Spiritum Laudamus!

Thursday, July 20

OUR LADY OF PERPETUAL STUPOR CHAPEL

Our Lady Chapel as it originally stood on the grounds of St. Ardbegh's Hospital.

The chapel has since been renovated and moved to a site not quite so near the peat bogs to avoid the unfortunate loss of additional penitents. The chapel was established through the generous donation of
J. Prescott Montgomery Prescott-Prescot in 1899. Tragically, Mr. Prescott-Prescot was lost in the trenches of the Boer War as the result of a freak pudding accident just shortly after his donation to the hospital. His endowment is a testament to his successful recovery at St. Ardbegh's and will keep his memory alive for the many who pass our doors in search of healing.
Posted by St. Ardbeg's Hospital for the Terminally Befuddled at 6:18 AM

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